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50 Purr-fectly Funny Cat Puns to Try When You Feel Like Kitten Around

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To cat owners, there are two kinds of people in the world: Those who love cats, and everyone else. Having a cat is practically a way of life. Most cat fans love swapping tales about their kitties, reveling in the fact that their pet manages to be both affectionate and have an attitude problem, and crack up at cat puns. Well, given that you can never get too many cat puns, here’s a roundup of hilarious ones that are just purr-fect (sorry, had to).

Cat Puns

1. Stay PAWsitive!

2. You’ve got to be kitten me.

3. Happy Purr-thday!

4. I’m just kitten around.

5. I think we should get meow-rried someday.

6. That’s just claw-ful.

7. You’re a fur-midable opponent.

8. I’m so fur-tunate.

9. Let me tell you a tail.

10. That’s a paw-sibility.

11. My cat is my best fur-end.

12. That’s hiss-terical.

13. He’ll go down in hiss-tory.

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14. You’ve got to be kitten me.

15. Paw-don me.

16. You look fur-miliar.

17. That’s paw-some.

18. Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.

19. I’ll love my cat fur-ever.

20. That was a cat-astrophe.

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21. My cat is radi-claw.

22. Dogs are in-furior to cats.

23. I’m feline sad.

24. You’ve got purr-sonality.

25. Look at that meowntain.

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26. My cat is totally litter-ate.

27. Whisker me away.

28. I’m a glamourpuss.

29. You’re so purr-suasive.

30. My favorite color is purr-ple.

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31. Don’t be a sourpuss.

32. Like my paw-jamas?

33. Better call in claw-enforcement.

34. I’ll have a meow-tini.

35. I’m feline good.

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36. I need to take a paws.

37. How claw-some is that?

38. Can I paw-lease have that?

39. I've got cattitude.

40. Take meowt for lunch.

41. I love my cat the meowst.

42. I’ve done that be-fur.

43. My cat is super cathletic.

44. Never, efur do that again.

45. Purr-haps we can cuddle later.

46. My cat is so purr-ty.

47. I love your purr-se.

48. My cat wants a Furr-ari.

49. I've got my thinking cat on.

50. Wait a meow-ment.

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Story by Korin Miller.

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