300 of the Funniest Cat Names for Your Furball That Couldn't Be More Perfect

When you bring a new purring cat into your home, you may notice that their personality is totally different from when you first met them at the shelter! That clownish charm that cats have can bring a smile to your face and brighten up your day, so why not give your new feline friend a funny cat name to boot?

Funny cat names can be hard to come by. Luckily, there’s an abundance of inspiration from Broadway plays, movies, and fun food names, to punny twists on famous celebrity names! Follow this guide to find out which funny cat name best suits your new purr-ific friend! Whichever one you pick will be the cat’s meow. 

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Funny Names for Black Cats

Choosing a name for your black cat can be a fun and creative process. Whether you lean towards humor, pop culture, or the cat's unique traits, the right name will reflect your cat's personality and your own sense of style.

The 20 names below are just a fraction of the possible funny names you can choose, but they should get you started. Whatever you choose, enjoy the naming journey!

1. Luna

In the anime, Sailor Moon, Luna is a talking black cat who serves as a mentor to Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon) and the other Sailor Scouts, providing guidance and support in their battles against evil.

2. Salem

The black cat from the '90s/'00s sitcom, Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

3. Beetlejuice

Ideal for a black and white cat, the name evokes Michael Keaton's suit in both 1988's Beetlejuice and its 2024 sequel, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Director Tim Burton is also a fan of black tones and dark characters.

4. Nero

Nero means “black” in Italian.

5. Licorice

A sweet name that's perfect if you have a black cat!

6. Jiji

Jiji is the name of the black cat in Hayao Miyazaki's delightfully funny 1989 movie, Kiki’s Delivery Service!

7. Boo Boo Kitty

Boo Boo was the name of Shirley Feeney’s (Cindy Williams) black stuffed cat in the 1970s TV series, Laverne and Shirley.

8. T’Challa

This name holds special significance for African Americans. Why not honor your black cat with this name inspired by Black Panther from the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

9. Thackery Binx

Thackery Binx is transformed into an immortal black cat by the witches in the 1990 movie, Hocus Pocus.

10. Pepper

A spicy name for any feisty feline!

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11. No Face

Another Miyazaki character, No Face was a black shadow figure in the brilliant 2001 film, Spirited Away. In fact, No Face had a white face, so the name would be perfect for a black cat with white face markings.

12. Boo

A cute name associated with Halloween.

13. Ninja

Great name for an agile and stealthy cat, especially one who likes to escape!

14. Oreo

Technically, this is an appropriate name for a black and white cat, like a tuxedo cat.

15. Sylvester

Speaking of which, this name is based on the hilarious tuxedo cat in the old Looney Tunes cartoons.

16. Inky

The name "Inky" evokes the deep black color of ink, making it a fitting choice for a black cat. It's also fun to say.

17. Wednesday

Wednesday Addams is the only daughter of Gomez and Morticia Addams in The Addams Family. Though played by Christina Ricci in the '90s movies, the character is now more identified with Jenna Ortega, who plays the character in the Netflix series of the same name.

18. Espresso

Ideal for a zippy black cat, reflecting the rich color of coffee.

19. Winky

Winky is a black cat in the 1975 movie, Escape to Witch Mountain, who befriends two extraterrestrial children with psychic powers.

20. Cocoa Puff

A sweet name for a fluffy black cat.

Funny Cat Names Inspired by Alcohol

Naming your cat after alcohol can be a creative way to express your personality and interests. Whether you choose a punny name, a cultural reference, or something that reflects your cat's traits, the key is to pick a name that brings you joy and suits your feline friend!

With that said, raise a toast to 20 funny cat names inspired by our collective love of beer, wine, and spirits.

21. Beltza

Transitioning from black cats to cat names inspired by alcohol, "beltza" not only means “black” in Basque, it's also is a red wine made from the Hondarrabi Beltza grape, native to the Basque region in Spain.

22. Grigio

Wine and cat lovers go hand in hand! This wine-inspired name also means “gray” in Italian, so if you enjoy a Grigio and you have a cute gray cat that needs a name, I see a win-win.

23. Mai Tai

A tropical name for a cat with a vibrant personality.

24. Stout

Ideal for a darker-colored feline.

25. Meowgarita

A punny take on the margarita.

26. Mojito

A refreshing name for a lively cat.

27. Barley

A classic choice for a laid-back cat.

28. Chardonnay

A classy name for a graceful cat.

29. Bellini

A sweet name for a charming cat.

30. Cosmo

Short for Cosmopolitan, great for a stylish kitty.

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31. Daiquiri

Perfect for a playful and fun-loving feline.

32. Lao-Lao

First of all, "lao" is pronounced like "how," just twice. It's a traditional Laotian rice whiskey that combines two words: "lao," meaning alcohol, and "Lao," referring to the Laotian identity, pronounced with different tones.

33. Pinot

The term "pinot" originates from the French word for "pine cone," which refers to the shape of the grape clusters that grow on the vines. This would be perfect for an adorable fat cat.

34. Guinness

This Irish brew is great for a hurly burly cuddle buddy.

35. Meowmosa

A kitty version of a mimosa (champagne and orange juice).

36. Pawsecco

Inspired by Prosecco, an Italian sparkling wine.

37. Tipsy

Funny name for a young, clumsy cat.

38. Borracho

Spanish for "drunk," this is a funny name to give to a cat who falls a lot.

39. Whiskey

A strong name for a bold cat.

40. Mr. Meowtini

A fun name for a cat owner who enjoys martinis, appletinis, etc.

Funny Names From Cats: The Musical

Naming your kitty after a character from Cats: The Musical is a fun way to celebrate your love for the show. If you have a favorite character, using their name can reflect your personal connection to the story. 

Cats explores themes of identity, belonging, and individuality, and many characters have playful and charming traits, making them fitting names for a pet—Grizabella, Rum Tum Tugger, and Mr. Mistoffelees to name three. Here are 20 names from the greater Cats universe, including a couple spoofs of Andrew Lloyd Webber's famous musical.

41. Macavity

In the musical, Macavity is the only true villain, known for his ability to kidnap and manipulate. His most notable act is the abduction of Old Deuteronomy, the leader of the Jellicle cats, which disrupts their annual gathering. 

42. Rum Tum Tugger

Rum Tum Tugger is portrayed as a rebellious and attention-seeking Jellicle cat. He is characterized by his insatiable curiosity and a penchant for being difficult to please. His personality is marked by a contrarian nature, as he often prefers the opposite of what is offered to him. 

43. Mr. Mistoffelees

Mr. Mistoffelees plays a crucial role during the climax, where he uses his magical abilities to help rescue Old Deuteronomy from Macavity.

44. Skimbleshanks

Skimbleshanks performs the lively song, "Skimbleshanks: The Railway Cat," which highlights his enthusiasm for his work and his importance in the railway system. He plays a crucial role during the Jellicle Ball, where he helps thwart Macavity, showcasing his cleverness and resourcefulness

45. Griddlebone

Griddlebone is a confident and captivating feline who enjoys the attention of the other cats, but is most strongly associated with Rum Tum Tugger.

46-47. Rumpleteazer and Mungojerrie

Rumpleteazer is a clever and mischievous female cat, known for her acrobatic skills and playful nature, and partner to Mungojerrie. In fact, Rumpleteazer performs the song "Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer" to highlight their notorious reputation.

48. Rumpus Cat

The Great Rumpus Cat is often seen as a superhero-like figure within the Jellicle society, symbolizing strength and bravery. His most famous act was stopping the fighting between the two dog clans.

49. Jennyanydots

Jennyanydots performs the song, "The Old Gumbie Cat," which highlights her dual nature—a seemingly lazy cat during the day and a proactive leader at night. The performance involves a vibrant tap dance, and the character is often portrayed in a costume that transforms from a "fat suit" to a bright orange and yellow flapper-style outfit.

50. Growltiger

Growltiger's story is told through the song, "Growltiger's Last Stand," as performed by Gus the Theatre Cat. He recounts Growltiger's adventures and his ultimate downfall when he is overrun by a group of Siamese cats led by Genghis.

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51. Old Deuteronomy

Old Deuteronomy serves as the leader of the Jellicle tribe. He is tasked with making the "Jellicle Choice," selecting one cat to ascend to the Heaviside Layer and be reborn into a new life. Much of the plot revolves around the other cats performing and trying to convince him to choose them.

Old Deuteronomy is also kidnapped by the villainous Macavity, leading to a rescue by Mr. Mistoffelees. After his return, he encourages the other cats to listen to Grizabella and ultimately selects her for rebirth.

52. Grizabella

Grizabella's journey is central to the plot of Cats. Her most famous moment comes when she sings "Memory," the musical's signature song, in which she expresses her yearning for acceptance and the memories of her happier days.

53-54. Pouncival and Carbucketty

Pouncival and Carbucketty are Jellicle cats who not only play together, they're essentially the same character. They embody the youthful spirit and playful nature of the Jellicle tribe.

55. Bustopher Jones

Bustopher Jones is a jovial, rotund cat well-known in the feline community for his refined lifestyle and frequent visits to gentlemen's clubs.

56. Munkustrap

Munkustrap plays a crucial role in the narrative, introducing various characters and their stories. He is responsible for maintaining order among the Jellicle cats, especially when the villainous Macavity threatens their safety. 

57. Jellylorum

Jellylorum is one of the Jellicle cats and is typically portrayed as a motherly figure and caretaker within the tribe. She is known for protecting the kittens from Grizabella, the outcast cat, though she eventually comes to accept her.

58. Etcetera

Etcetera is a supporting player, best known for her interactions with Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, particularly in their song "Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer," where she sometimes dances as part of the performance.

59. Frumbumbly (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's spoof of Cats)

As popular as Cats is, it's so absurdly campy that it's ripe for parody. My favorite spoof occurs in the Tina Fey sitcom, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, when the lead character, Titus Andromedon, spontaneously joins a production of the musical.

60. Rumbleshanks (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's spoof of Cats)

Rumbleshanks is a spoof of Munkustrap in Kimmy Schmidt. It is he who reveals to Frumbumbly/Titus the dark secret of Cats, which is that the musical is all made up.

Funny Cat Names Inspired by Food

Whether you choose a sweet treat, a savory dish, or food that your cat resembles—naming a black cat Licorice, for instance—the right name should reflect both your love for food and your feline friend's character—which might include THEIR love for food!

For example, a chonky cat might be named Burrito or Meatloaf, while a skinny cat might be named Pasta or Noodle. Whatever you choose, enjoy the naming process!

61. Wahoo

Wahoo is a funny cat name for sure, but it's also a name of a fish. In fact, if you live in southern California, you're probably familiar with Wahoo's, a famous fish taco restaurant chain.

62. Salmon

Name your cat after their favorite fishy snack!

63. Mousse

This funny cat name is a delicious way to welcome your new sweetie into your home!

64. Latke

Everyone loves deep-fried potatoes, so they’re sure to love your feline friend when you name them this funny cat name.

65. Kimchi

This name is perfect for a cat that has a little bit of spice in its personality! Especially for cat owners of Korean ancestry, naming your little kitty after this fermented cabbage is an act of love!

66. Muffin

It’s obvious that breakfast is one of the most delicious meals of the day, so why not name your cat after your favorite start-of-the-day treat?

67. Vegetarian